Hack-a-day is reporting that CERN has released the manual for the Large Hadron Collider. Just in time, really, because I've been thinking of buying one of these.

Of course, the manual contains the usual stuff:

1. Make sure the Large Hadron Collider is plugged in.
2. Note that investigation of supersymmetric particles, strangelets, and micro black holes can lead to injury or death. It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.
3. Please be sure to complete the enclosed Product Registration Card in order to receive important updates for your Large Hadron Colliider, and to receive notice of new products from CERN.
4. Your Large Hadron Collider comes with an extra Compact Muon Solenoid. 96 tons of liquid helium sold separately.